Gar_A_Reviews

Five Hearts Under One Roof

I think thanks to these Korean dating sims, Dating Sims are back baby Overall it is a simple point option and deal with actions. I don't know what else to put here of the review besides go goon you little degens

Overall

Gran is the best, but I personaly like Min-Jung the most

7/10

A Game about Digging A Hole

Not Going to lie, they had us in the first half

I came into this not expecting the world for $5 game. and I was impressed. The game is very simple and easy.

Dig a hole to get treasure

It is kinda of a Left click simulator but with having to monitor your enegry and the upgrades system it makes it hard enough not to download an autoclicker. Now for the part I hated the most. The End

Spoilers

The End of the game. Once you dig far enough down you run into a mole that tracks you down if it sees you. The game it self turns into a steath game near the end of it. I was interesting but I personally did not like it.

What it needs now to keep everyone interested is an endless mode. I like this turn your brain off type games and just do what you like within the rules that the game has for you. Once the dev add an endless mode it would be cool if they could add a co-op option as well. Hell, it would be cool if they added a small battle royale type in as well. Idea for the devs if you want to take it. Up to 10 players start in a different backyard but they have to race each other to the treasure. Do you go straight down and not upgrade your drill? or Upgrade the battery and invetory so you can stay down in the mines for longer looking for the treasure.

Overall

A good way to kill an afternoon

7/10

Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun

Posted on: 2/15/2025

Based Chad doesn't have time for any hijinks

Story

I'm going to keep it a buck50, I was surprised by how I liked the story. I thought this was going to be a background noise type of show, but it wasn't I actually paid attention to all of it. The only thing I disliked about it was there was no real relationship devlopment at all. They were all friends or at least in a "Do they know I like them" type of relationship. But overal it was good to see the goofy ahh characters interact with each other. Maybe it was the comedy aspect of it all that got me glued to the screen more. I normally dislike Japanese humor, but i don't know this time it stuck most landings. Could be the brainrot I have been consuming has finally taken effect and ruined my sense of humor, but i was happy with what was given. I did apprasicted the twist of the FMC in Nozaki's manga being based off his male frien while the MMC is based of the androgymous girl. I don't remeber any of their names but you know what I am talking about. I hope

Animation

I mean this in the nicest way possible. mid 2010 ass animation. Wasn't mind blowing details or anything crazy. Sure there were some good shots here and there but MAYBE like one or two thought 4 episode. Character designs were also basic, but just enough not to be cookie cutter.

Overall

Good Slice of Life with enough sub-romatic plots

7/10

2.5 Dimensional Seduction

Posted on: 11/25/2024.

You say "Lola Bunny" no one bats an eye, but when I say "Mega Lopunny with a 12 inch slong" everyone loses their mind.

Story

MMC loves a 2d character and only wants the fictional character. FMC also loves 2d character, but cosplays as her. Misunderstandings and romcom hijinks ensue. Let's just keep it a hundred. This is just more a ecchi My Dress-Up darling. But instead of a more casual like MDUD, these characters are cosplaying for the school club they both are in. The one big downside I dislike, they are in high school. And we have the FMC stripping pretty much at all times. It is for the cosplay part, but it is very unnecessary.

Art

Characters designs are pretty good. Though the MMC is run of the mill design. All the FMC are way better then I would have thought for a "hehehe look at boobies" The overall art is standard basic looks.

Overall

Good romcom cosplay slop. It is worth the investment

6/10.

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Posted on: sometime. It was removed from MAL for stupid reason

Daddy issues will cause the 3rd impact.

Story

The story starts of as a simple monster of the week deal and following the main cast with a slice of life elements which is nice after watching robot go brr on angel. Also it is nice seeing biblically accurate angel. Then it gets stupidly weird and shows us that these characters are so traumatized that at any single moment during a fight will cause a domino effect. No chat. You cannot fix any of these characters. They in fact will make you worse. It's weird. I know the Kingdom Hearts timeline and a bit of Metal Gear Solid timeline. I am so confused on what is actually canon and what isn't. I still enjoyed my time watching it, it is just a little issue that I am thinking about post watch.

Animation

It is from the 90s. At the time it was groundbreaking and it is a very good looking show for the most part. The character designs for everyone is top notch and unique. Is it because this is one of the few surviving shows that somehow lived though to today? That helps it out a lot

Overall

Misato is the only good choice. If you picked anyone else, please pack your bags and leave. Your lobotomy will be scheduled on your behalf.

9/10